How to have fun in a happy rad institute kind of way:

FAQ

Q. What is the T.H.R.I.F.T.?
A. We are.

How to have fun in a happy rad institute kind of way:

1. Buy ticket. (Cheap.)
2. Ticket gets you:
   1. Into Show
   2. Into private VIP lounge with other T.H.R.I.F.T.-ites
   3. Pre- and post-show music spun by groovy WMSE and/or 88.9 DJs
   4. two free tickets for special T.H.R.I.F.T.-ian cocktails, so
3. Buy Ticket. (cheap.), or
4. Buy T.H.R.I.F.T. Package for all three T.H.R.I.F.T. events (Even cheaper).
5. Rinse.
6. Repeat.

Mission Statement:

T.H.R.I.F.T. was conceived in order to partially support and create the advancement of, Rad Times, Fun Times, Happy Fun Times, General Merriment, Super Fun Times, Party Fun and the all encompassing Happy Rad Fun Times. T.H.R.I.F.T. wishes to partially foster the public experience of Happy Rad Fun Times through many facets which include but are not limited to Live Performance, Visual and Auditory Arts, the consumption of beverages, Meg Ryan movies*, good company and the Partially explicit distribution of Happy Rad Fun Times. T.H.R.I.F.T. seeks to partially enrich the communities’ ability to find affordable, safe and most importantly partially enhanced fun sources of Happy Rad Fun Times. T.H.R.I.F.T. also wishes to be puttin’ some culture all up in your weekend.

*Meg Ryan movies may not actually play a role in the execution of T.H.R.I.F.T.S’ mission.